near death experience
how the HELL did the first guy make that
how the fuck did the second guy just keep going?!
A 21 year old guy had worn a pair of contact lenses during a barbecue party.(An event or meal at which food is cooked outdoors over an open grill or fire)
While barbecuing he stared at the fire charcoals continuously for 2-3 minutes.
After a few minutes, he started to scream for help and moved rapidly, jumping up and down.
No one in the party knew why he was doing this?
Then he admitted into the Hospital, the doctor said he’ll be blind permanently because of the contact lenses that he had worn.
Contact lenses are made by plastics, and the heat from the charcoal melted his contact lenses.
DO NOT WEAR CONTACT LENSES WHERE OVERHEATING AND FLAMES ARE CONCERNED…. OR WHILE COOKING…!
Spread this around because this sounds terrible as fuck!
SHIT YEAH THIS IS IMPORTANT SO SPREAD THE WORD PLEASE
i think ive said this before but i’ll say it again CHECK SNOPES Y’ALL THIS IS A BIG FAT LIE
IT’S AN OLD CHAIN EMAIL FROM FOREVER AGO
dirk and jake do their impressions of each other
dirk rolls his pants right up to his ass
jake holds a pair of doritos in front of his eyes
they made me do it i swear
Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts
WHY DID THAT NOT HAPPEN.
====> Doctor, There’s Something on your Head
The Doctor knows. The Doctor never minds a Whovian wrapped around his head. The only thing cooler than a fez is a Whovian, and the only thing twice as cool as that would be if that Whovian is wearing a fez. It just makes him doubly cool.
x [the other whostuck crossover comic]
This is how you shed the Disney image.
This looks really good.
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
OKAY I GIVE UP THIS POST MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME IT CROSSES MY DASH
I finally saw frozen! what a fantastic movie!!!! and also!! headcanons came to me like a blizzard :P
so my headcanon is that jack will actually with both anna and elsa before the accident ,after that he will come and try to play with both of them again ,but sadly elsa will tell him that those time are over ,and anna must forget not only her sister powers but jack frost too
Anna : do you wanna build a snowman?
Elsa : no jack. please….she must forget it all … Go away Anna…
Artworks by Lora Zombie
- Falling Caused by Unicorn
- Fire Girl
- Mini Unicorn
- Mr. Grenade
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
who cares about them? America has enough bombs and nuclear warfare to blow switz right off the planet and they wouldnt even know what hit them
this is the stupid comment ive ever seen. they didnt even have nuclear weapons in ww1 and this iSNT ABOUT FUCKING AMERICA????? THIS IS ABOUT THE START OF ww1 AND HOW SWITZERLANDS PLACEMENT IS FUNNY BECAUSE ww1 TOOK PLACE AT THE EDGE OF FRANCE AROUND WHERE SWITZERLAND WAS???? AND THE FACT THAT THEY DIDNT PARTICIPATE IN THE WAR AT ALL…GOD!!!!!!!!!!
My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD